Yeah, I know…a win’s a win.

But you’re nuts if you don’t look past the final score of yesterday’s 30-27 Steelers victory over Cleveland at Heinz Field.

The Steelers, playing against a team that will be lucky to win 5-6 games, squandered a 27-3 lead in a little over 17 minutes. The Browns scored on four of their six second-half possessions.

But we love to have sunshine blown up our backsides.

Some are praising the stop the Steelers defense made on Cleveland’s last possession. Coach Mike Tomlin talked about “tremendous play in the most significant moments.”

That’s Tomlin urinating down your leg, then telling you it’s raining.

I hold the coaches at great fault for blowing that lead.

Focus and discipline collapsed: That’s on Tomlin. The Steelers didn’t run enough no-huddle: That’s on offensive coordinator Todd Haley. The defense had no answers for Cleveland’s no-huddle: That’s on defensive coordinator Dick LeBeau.

The Steelers defense looked every bit as bad yesterday as it did last year, and that’s with a lot of new components and improved play by a few players, most notably LB Jarvis Jones.

LeBeau has to fix it, or he should be replaced next season. This isn’t about “the legend of Dick LeBeau.” This is about RIGHT NOW. FIX IT.


For the Steelers to end their two-year playoff drought, they must change their philosophy.

The Steelers can’t keep it close, then depend on the defense in the fourth quarter. The Steelers can’t depend on their defense in ANY QUARTER.

It’s sacrilege to say, but if Dick LeBeau’s job isn’t on the line, it should be.

The Steelers’ defensive coordinator has more to work with now. More speed. More talent. FIX IT.

I know about the shortcomings. I don’t care about the shortcomings. If you’re a defensive genius, as LeBeau is reputed to be, FIX IT.

I respect LeBeau. But this isn’t about reputation. It’s about now.

It’s often thought that people of great accomplishment should be allowed to dictate their own end. That’s nonsense.

If I’m running the Steelers, this season is do-or-die for LeBeau as defensive coordinator.

Offensively, the Steelers must come out and WIN THE GAME. Not keep it close. WIN THE GAME. Don’t settle for three. Get six. WIN THE GAME. Don’t grind the clock when you lead by one score. Extend your lead. WIN THE GAME.

Offensively, the Steelers play chicken football. They settle. They lay up.

QB Ben Roethlisberger doesn’t want to do that. Let Ben be Ben. If Ben had autonomy over the offense, the Steelers would win at least 11 games.

Let’s see a lot of no-huddle right off the bat. If the Steelers come out for that first series Sunday and pound the ball on the ground, then kick a field goal, it’s going to be a long season. We will know it, right then and there.

The whole concept of “Steeler football” is dead. Not just in Pittsburgh, but everywhere. You can’t win that way in the NFL. It’s not the way the league plays football, and it’s certainly not what officiating dictates.

Super Bowl champ Seattle had the second-fewest passing attempts in the league. That means nothing. They had a lot of big leads. Why throw?

If the Steelers get a big lead, POUND THE BALL. You’d be orgasmic, right? Terrific. But get that big lead first.


It’s good that the Steelers re-signed DE Brett Keisel. Solid player, positive locker-room presence. Keisel managed to dodge training camp. Veteran move.

But, at 35, what is Keisel’s role going to be?

Cam Heyward started 13 games at left DE last season. Heyward moved to right DE at camp. Keisel plays the right side. Are the Steelers disappointed with Heyward on the right? Will he move back left? Are the Steelers unhappy, period, with DE Cam Thomas, who is in his first year with the club? Is rookie DE Stephon Tuitt not as close to being ready as the Steelers want?

Keisel’s return begs many questions. Dominoes may fall.

You hear Keisel will play about 15 snaps per game. That seems a small number.

But, given the frequency with which the Steelers employ their nickel and dime packages, 15 snaps is a lot along that front three.

Keisel will help. But if he’s asked to help too much, that doesn’t speak well of the younger defensive ends, or the defense in general.


Cleveland rookie QB Johnny Manziel gave the finger to the Washington bench during preseason action Monday night. Real cute.

Anyone who thinks that’s cool – or even remotely acceptable – is a bigger jerk than Johnny Football. And that takes some doing.

It’s rare when someone comes along who inspires instant and absolute disdain on my part. Manziel does.

I like a rebel. I consider myself a rebel. Manziel isn’t a rebel. He’s just a jackass.

Ex-NFL QB Boomer Esiason predicts a dire result if Cleveland decides to start Manziel Week 1 at Pittsburgh.

“Manziel will get his [butt] kicked if he starts vs. the Steelers,” Esiason said. “He is not even remotely close to being ready. If he opened as the starting quarterback in Pittsburgh in Week 1, he would get his [butt] kicked. And his [butt] would be driven into the ground. Other teams hate this guy. Hate him.”

Esiason sure does talk about Manziel’s [butt] a lot.

Esiason continued: “Those linebackers for the Pittsburgh Steelers are just praying to God that [Manziel] plays in Week 1. And if I were [Browns head coach] Mike Pettine, I would have to have my head examined to put that kid on the field. He is not even close to being ready.”

Steelers defensive coordinator Dick LeBeau has a 17-2 record against rookie QBs. It hard to imagine an arrogant know-it-all like Manziel beating LeBeau. It takes a bit more intelligence and humility than Manziel happens to possess.


The Pirates’ biggest mistake since last season is not retaining 1B Justin Morneau.

The Pirates’ first-base situation is DIRE. Morneau, who signed with Colorado, is second in the National League in hitting at .324. He’s hitting .319 on the road, so Denver’s altitude isn’t doing all the work. He also has 65 RBI, 11th-most in the NL.

Morneau’s contract is a BARGAIN: $12.5 million over two years. Some say Morneau hated Pittsburgh and didn’t want to stay.

So offer him $8m per year. That’s still cheap. But for that bump, I bet Morneau would join the Pittsburgh Chamber of Commerce.

Sooner or later, if the Pirates really want to win, they have to overpay some people.

C Russell Martin is in the final year of his deal. He reportedly wants $40m over four years. That’s high. But he’ll be the No. 1 free-agent catcher on the market. That’s what Martin will get. The Pirates need him. He’s their backbone.

Tony Sanchez will catch if Martin leaves. Sanchez is a minor-leaguer. Period.

Good teams overpay selected guys in pursuit of winning. That’s just how baseball is. The Pirates aren’t going to change that.


ESPN is a bloated joke. Here’s two examples culled from just 30 minutes of watching:

*The cause of Andrew McCutchen’s injury was misidentified. It was credited to the HBP Aug. 2 at Arizona, not strain caused by swinging the bat in the subsequent game.

*Jemele Hill had this to say about the Ray Rice incident: “We don’t know what happened in that elevator.” Right, because the possibility exists that Mrs. Ray Rice transformed into a super ninja while out of public view and it was everything Mr. Ray Rice could do to fend off serious bodily harm.

ESPN just stinks. There’s zero quality control. ESPN thinks everything it says/does is right because it’s ESPN. Absolute power corrupting absolutely.

*Since we’re on the topic of media, Deadspin.com takes frequent shots at sports talk radio, likening it to a “dumpster fire.”

Guilty as charged. But let’s not pretend Deadspin.com doesn’t drink from the same cesspool.

I like Deadspin.com. I liked it a lot better when it was in on its own joke.

For every news story it breaks, Deadspin.com posts thousands of items designed to embarrass and titillate, if I may paraphrase Buzz Bissinger. There’s a place for that. But the New York Times, Deadspin.com ain’t.


Some Pirates fans complain because RF Gregory Polanco is hitting just .246 after going 0/5 yesterday. He’s 12/74 since June 26.

That’s OK. Slumps happen. Let Polanco play through it.

Travis Snider is not a better option. Would you put Josh Harrison in RF full-time? I know: Trade for Marlon Byrd.

The Pirates shouldn’t do to Polanco what they’re doing to 3B Pedro Alvarez.

Alvarez was the National League HR king last season. His power is down. Pedro is having trouble throwing the ball. He wears his hat funny. EARS OUT!

But for the Pirates to maximize what they do, Alvarez needs to get going.

So far this month, here’s how Manager Clint Hurdle has tried to jump-start Alvarez:

*By batting Alvarez seventh in 11 out of 15 starts. He hit fifth once, sixth three times.

*By not letting Alvarez finish seven of those 15 starts. He got pinch-hit for twice, subbed out on 2-for-1 switches three times and just plain substituted twice.

Is that putting Alvarez in a position to succeed? Is Alvarez being given confidence? Or is his psyche being undermined?

You can’t baby Alvarez, you’d probably say. He’s hurting the team. Everybody needs micromanaged.

Well, not everybody is being micromanaged. 1B Ike Davis regularly bats ahead of Alvarez, and Davis’ statistics are clearly worse.

If the goal is to get Alvarez back to where he was last season, this isn’t working and won’t work. I have rarely seen worse management of a player who deserves better. Alvarez should play third and bat sixth EVERY DAY.


The Pirates just finished a disastrous 2-5 road trip to St. Louis and Cincinnati. NOT GOOD.

Andrew McCutchen’s game-tying and game-winning HRs at Cincinnati Saturday might have saved the Pirates’ season in the psychological sense. Great throw by Gregory Polanco, too. Great tag by Russell Martin.

The Pirates’ “competition” in the NL Central might be saving their season in the practical sense. Despite losing five of seven to division rivals, the Pirates are just 3.5 games out of first place.

St. Louis C Yadier Molina may be out for the season with a thumb injury. P Jaime Garcia will miss the rest of the campaign. P Michael Wacha is on the DL.

Cincinnati 1B Joey Votto and 2B Brandon Phillips are both disabled.

First-place Milwaukee has lost nine of 11.

The opportunity is there. Should the Pirates make a big acquisition? No deal would offer any guarantees.

San Diego closer Huston Street is available. Getting Street would move Mark Melancon and Tony Watson up an inning. The bullpen would achieve a familiar balance.

Some say Street isn’t the answer.

OK, but when do you ask the question? When do you go for it? It’s not long before free agency chips away at the Pirates’ current nucleus. When does the future arrive?


Yinzers on Twitter are up in arms because Penguins captain Sidney Crosby concealed a wrist injury in the wake of his disappointing playoff performance.

Why do you need to know?

I give Crosby credit for not making an alibi. He’s having arthroscopic surgery on the afflicted wrist. It’s not said to be serious.

But Yinzers are gonna yinz. One twit on Twitter believes he has a right to know based on his status as a consumer. He buys tickets and merch, by God.

That’s just dumb.

When you purchase a ticket, you own “the right” to see that game. When you purchase a jersey, you own that jersey. You are not entitled to a constant flow of truthful information from the parent corporation.

You get what you pay for. And only what you pay for.

This same dolt on Twitter also said, “My opinion matters as much as yours.” That phrase defines how Twitter has warped the self-importance of insignificant jerks.

If Crosby had discussed his injury after the playoffs, he would have been accused of masking his poor showing with an excuse.

With the stupid, Crosby just couldn’t win. So he said nothing. I got no problem.


The U.S. is out of the World Cup. They went 1-1-1 in group play, then lost 2-1 to Belgium in the round of 16.

That’s just not good enough.

The U.S. played four games at the World Cup, and won just one. They got badly outplayed by Belgium, and only the heroics of goalkeeper Tim Howard (16 saves) kept the score from being humiliating.

It was not a “good try.” It was a debacle.

The loss to Belgium 1s validation that U.S. soccer is not where it needs to be. The U.S. couldn’t even possess the ball. All those MLS players just can’t raise their skill level as needed.

Trying hard can only accomplish so much in soccer. YOU NEED THE BALL. The U.S. were lucky to take Belgium to extra time. Despite Howard’s heroics, Belgium scoring (and winning) always seemed inevitable.

The U.S. still could have stolen victory.

Chris Wondolowski shanked a point-blank chance at the end of regulation. Clint Dempsey should have tied the score near the end of extra time. Those misses and Howard’s excellence enable U.S. soccer patriots to label the game a close call.

It wasn’t. But what the public thinks doesn’t matter. Anyway, the U.S. public won’t even be thinking about soccer again until 2018.


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